American Heart Association – 2007 – Beat Your Risk
A crazy old man is kidnapped and brutally assaulted in broad daylight, and nobody lifts a finger to help him. Seems like the American Heart Association wanted to get out the word about heart attack...
View ArticleSierra Mist – 2007 – Combover
If you’re not following Michael Ian Black and Jim Gaffigan on Twitter… well, then you’ve avoided being terribly offended several times a day and have not wasted a whole lot of time on Twitter, so good...
View ArticleSierra Mist – 2007 – Karate
This spot doesn’t have the magic of the Beard Comb-Over, despite adding Tracy Morgan to the mix. It still has some charm, but we just kept waiting and waiting for the “funny thing” to happen and it...
View ArticleChevrolet – 2007 – Ain’t We Got Love
Mary J. Blige and a cavalcade of people who can’t sing extol the virtues of the Chevrolet. We’re not sure what the point was having Mary J. Blige sell herself out to Chevy, then following up with a...
View ArticleEmerald Nuts – 2007 – Boogeyman
Emerald Nuts struck that magical balance between Robert Goulet messing with your stuff and Robert Goulet not messing with your stuff. They probably tried a little too hard though: Emerald Nuts is one...
View ArticleBud Light – 2007 – Slap
This commercial is awe-inspiring in its pure unadulterated awesomeness. Nothing fancy, no frills, not even the charade of a tenuous connection to the product being advertised. Just thirty seconds of...
View ArticleHP – 2007 – Orange County Choppers
So someone thought it would be a brilliant idea to let the guys from Orange County Choppers explain what they use their HP computers for. We’re sure that there are some people out there that find this...
View ArticleFoot Locker – 2007 – Autograph
Some basketball dude signs one guy’s shoe and another guy’s face. We think the joke is supposed to be that the Shoe Guy values his shoe more than the autograph, and… yeah, we agree with that...
View ArticleSalesGenie – 2007 – Work Smart
Wow, this commercial is so utterly terrible that we wish it was five minutes longer. It’s wonderfully ironic how a commercial for a product intended to help your sales efforts can be so tremendously...
View ArticleVan Heusen – 2007 – A Man’s Walk
Ads like this are giving the 2007 Super Bowl commercial season a bum rap. The folks at Van Heusen, in their Super Bowl ad premiere, seem to have totally misunderstood their audience. If it’s not funny,...
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